broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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