The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
They have beer where we have blood.
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