We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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