turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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