Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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