is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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