This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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