Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.