Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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