Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (631): View more from New York

  My cock was attacked by outdoor plants

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (631): My cock was attacked by outdoor plants http://tfl.nu/04m9
  Replies (4) Good night (448) Bad night (1088) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.

  (540): View more from Virginia

  Ew, and?!

  (703): View more from Virginia

  Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal. (540): Ew, and?! (703): Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards. http://tfl.nu/xpq2
  Replies (36) Good night (837) Bad night (7624)
• Favorite

  (480): View more from Arizona

  you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (480): you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you. http://tfl.nu/te9w
  Replies (20) Good night (4533) Bad night (542) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (256): View more from Alabama

  Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (256): Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green. http://tfl.nu/6tsm
  Replies (25) Good night (6493) Bad night (761) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me. http://tfl.nu/x367
  Replies (16) Good night (4530) Bad night (3465) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (305): View more from Florida

  you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (305): you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out http://tfl.nu/dfjh
  Replies (20) Good night (5739) Bad night (940) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (716): View more from New York

  whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (716): whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete http://tfl.nu/s3e3
  Replies (6) Good night (2690) Bad night (910) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (573): View more from Missouri

  Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (573): Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more. http://tfl.nu/vzn5
  Replies (4) Good night (924) Bad night (1836) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (423): View more from Tennessee

  Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (423): Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid. http://tfl.nu/3218
  Replies (1) Good night (367) Bad night (1326) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (313): View more from Michigan

  I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (313): I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night? http://tfl.nu/g93i
  Replies (7) Good night (1507) Bad night (471) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (603): I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina http://tfl.nu/bksp
  Replies (7) Good night (2215) Bad night (346) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (818): View more from California

  I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (818): I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol http://tfl.nu/sihy
  Replies (6) Good night (1203) Bad night (330) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (916): View more from California

  When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.

  (1-916): View more from California

  Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (916): When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong. (1-916): Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off http://tfl.nu/emwi
  Replies (3) Good night (1175) Bad night (376)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!! http://tfl.nu/r6da
  Replies (12) Good night (1664) Bad night (390)
• Favorite

  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  PS my house is a mess.

  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  pps I have a rash on my face.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (403): PS my house is a mess. (403): pps I have a rash on my face. http://tfl.nu/t8vc
  Replies (3) Good night (147) Bad night (603)

Randomize