Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
it's like iHOP with fire
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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