They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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