Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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