So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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