I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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