do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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