I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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