he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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