Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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