Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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