she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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