She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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