Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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