question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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