You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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