should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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