I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
