Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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