I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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