Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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