This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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