First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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