I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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