Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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