i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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