Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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