she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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