I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
