you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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