I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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