Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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