Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
