Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
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