i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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