I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
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You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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