Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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