We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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