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how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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