no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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