I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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