It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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