even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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