Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Randomize
