its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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