I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
there is glitter all over my balls
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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