with your own penis?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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