What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
sex in a hospital.. check
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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