How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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