there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
He kissed a someone with a penis
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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