Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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