lets start a swedish sibling band together
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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