So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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and i looked up. we had an audience...
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.