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• (586): View more from Michigan

  i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team

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  I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.

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