i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You did what with his pubic hair?
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