Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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